Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Oh i had this incredibly strange dream last night.

I was a cadet and was cleaning and sorting utensils in this army camp, when my commander comes and says something about me having a suspicious identity card, and suspects me for murdering the emperor (what emperor???). On the way out this nice lady have me a beaded bracelet as a good luck charm.

Then somehow the scene changes to ancient china while i'm playing the stephen chow character in one of his shows. Ends up the emperor was killed because someone stabbed a stick into his ass and caused his dick to swell and bleed to death. (dun ask me how that happened) And he was holding an 'ornament' in his hand, which i eventually figured out it might be the beaded bracelet the lady gave me. so i threw it away and went on an investigation.

Finally the truth was found out. the emperor was actually still alive, and was trying to poison his eldest son. looks like he wanted to pass his throne to his youngest son instead.

Erm yeah that's it. so much for an update in 1 month and 5 days huh???

6 comments:

voldemort33 said...

if you ask me, it looks as if the emperor was actually playing with himself, if you know what i mean. *evil smirk*

Anonymous said...

I came online just for this. I can't believe it.

-YWK

Zhiyong said...

what were u expecting?? hahaha...

Anonymous said...

HUH?! - eugene

ger said...

-cough-

Anonymous said...

yitian was here u HORRIBLE HAIR BOY