Sunday, November 19, 2006

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Gosh i have so little motivation and so short an attention span...

Never Date an Aries

Impatient, restless, and selfish - it's a lot of work to make an Aries happy.
And if you drop the ball, your Aries will be gone faster than you can say "I'm sorry"!

Instead try dating: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, or Pisces


see what i've been doing! argh.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

WHY AM I MARRIED?

I shamelessly ripped this of some stranger's blog




You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."



A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."


When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
.

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."



A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."



Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."



Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.



If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.



Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.


First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."



" A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death "


Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus . so shut the hell up."

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

youtube

found this on youtube...



Thought it was cute, but quite sad at the same time...

Saturday, November 04, 2006

tarot

i was blog surfing just now, and came across someone talking about tarot cards. then i remembered that i had them too!
shit it doesn't feel right in english

最后一次用塔罗牌应该很久了
可能玩腻了?

仔细想想,
塔罗牌,
是我在人身的分岔路时,
会想要用的东西。
当然不能完全相信,
但也是一种对自己的决定的肯定吧。
毕竟它能透视自己心里深处的想法。

但是最近似乎没什么需要了
并不是因为我已能对自己得决定有信心,
而是现在的生活
犹如一条直路,
乏味,枯燥。

是自己选择的吧。